A voiceover tells us that the producer of four amateur twink scenes (some bareback, one trio) believes that porn should be “a simple, attractive, thrill ride." Basic lighting with unpleasant “hot spots" and room-noise during scenes is simple, all right, but may not be very attractive. As for a thrill-ride, no doubt the very cute twink models get a thrill riding each other, and, all movie criticism aside, it’s plenty of fun to watch them work hard to be sexy and tough and wild, especially in one slam-bang fuck in the middle of a threeway. There’s a very small bit of handcuffing in one scene, which makes you want to say, “Aw, aren’t they cute at that age?" Crewcut Presley is said to have 11 inches, but the twinks are all so sweetly skinny that all their cocks look extra-large, anyway. The producer’s address is in Tennessee, and one does sense the occasional bit of a drawl. And where are those microphones hidden? The twinks’ little kisses sound like crickets.

RETAILING: Despite handcuffs on cover, not B&D, just four OK twink scenes, some unprotected.