Two cigar-chomping cops (Decker and Russell) have a threeway with a biker (Real) in somebody’s backyard. In the same backyard, statuesque cop Siciliano probes Ericson with his nightstick, then turns bottom for him. Indoors, highway patrolmen Carrigan and Ives waste no time getting out of their uniforms and into each others’ assholes.

Lighting is erratic and editing is nonexistent. Viewers stranded in real time will quickly hit the fast forward button.