Being a porn director, notes Michael Soldier in this mock-documentary look at some shenanigans, is like running a family business, a filthy summer camp, and a repertory company —all in one. And you have to keep your boundaries straight: "If you don't know the difference between being a director and being a model, you're totally fucked. You could really ruin a shoot that way."

Thankfully, Soldier doesn't practice what he preaches, personally tasting new models (Tony Scalia) and making himself a part of a scene to taste the goods. Chris Ward (the real director at work here) has crafted an entertaining, well-shot look at what can happen when directors don't give a shit about crossing the line. And we have to wonder how many of the tidbits from the script-hired actors who gain 50 pounds or end up in jail right before shooting, grips who double as fluffers, models who come on to the crew —are based on real experiences. The sex backs it all up. The intense threeway with model Michael Brandon, grip Bruce Jennings and photographer Aaron Tanner is the highlight. Brandon is a master cock tease, taking Jennings —and the viewer— to an erotic edge, making us beg for him to finally fuck the guy. From spreading Jennings' ass to slapping it with his dick to shoving his fingers up there, from kissing and sucking him off to tons of dirty talk —Brandon takes his hot little time as the bottom begs for it, much like this lengthy feature, which never gets boring. Soldier then directs Scalia and horny bottom Bret Wolfe (who has the best fuck faces we've seen) in the "big scene."

The finale pits huge dicks Brandon and Jennings against Soldier, who hasn't paid them yet. But if getting to suck them off is the end result, would you?!