Six accidentally funny way- way- amateur scenes all star Rivers, a cute, well- built swish with upswept hair who says "Peace out" after one fuck and may remind you of the wild young queen "Stuart" of Mad TV fame. Credits for the whole crew appear at the start of every scene. In a big bed, after minimal playing around, young Abraham, who's all solid muscle of the Sylvester Stallone type, fucks Evan uncomplicatedly. In a living room, on a sturdy coffee table and wooden chair, Evan and his blond equivalent Cole practice sex positions from a book. You suspect they'd rather be touching up one another's hair, but they finally manage old- fashioned blowjobs. Outdoors on a palm plantation, Evan blows plump Kody in golden sunlight, then gets fucked. The cameraman seems almost to fall down a couple of times. In an apartment, two friends of Evan's masturbate separately as the shaky camera captures them. In the pool- patio of a flamboyantly decorated mansion, Evan and two chums play on a fountain, then move inside to a campy bedroom where they do some fucking. Evan doesn't jabber nearly as much as you think he's going to, but you do keep thinking he's going to, and it sort of interferes with the sexy mood, which is hardly recovered when Evan jokes about his faceful of cum.

RETAILING: Six amateur twink scenes so amateur they're accidentally funny.