Under the watchful and voyeuristic eye of groundskeeper Tony Bandanza, the college campus hijinks abound!  Love is in bloom among the lush vegetation and ornamental horticulture (but can you really lead a whore to culture?).  This is one of director Thompson's more beautiful efforts as the dudes are tasty, the sex is hot, and all that greenery provides a lavish setting for things to pop up and grow in.  The one flaw in the woods seems to be that there is nothing growing between Bandanza's legs.  Perhaps a bit of Miracle-Gro would help in that department.  It doesn't matter, though, as there is an abundance of lovely white fertilizer all over the place!