The box cover for Cordon Bleu trumpets "a gay video masterpiece the way only the French could make it!", and while we wouldn't go that far, the cheesy techno music lets us know from the get-go that we are in for a distinctly European experience. Two cute boys experiment with each other, then explore the seamy underworld of Parisian sex clubs. And unless you speak French, that's all the plot you're going to get. Director Kevin Kratz uses arty lighting and slow-motion cumshots to good effect, and one of the youngsters gives new meaning to the term "finger-lickin' good" in the film's final image. Tasty.