With his spiky, frosted hair and his Montreal attitude, Johnny 5 should have no problems finding holes for his meat. With his sidekick and co-director Magic Mike at his side, they're intent on finding just the right boy to bottom out. Just so happens that Tudik Bottom - you gotta love those names - is out cruising on the snowy sidewalk, too. With little convincing, Bottom follows the Fiver home only to find vaguely French Canadian Johnny Blaze waiting to get some double action. Tudik loves the idea and soon strips, with Magic Mike cheering and shooting. The blonde, twink, pig-bottom soon finds both Johnnys' dicks up his ass at the same time. With a constant erection, Tudik loves it.

Normally, hearing the direction during the action ends up being the sign of poor quality, but not here. Shot in the style of MTV's Jackass, Magic Mike's running commentary helps enhance the vid's "take no prisoners" edginess. Otherwise, this might have turned out to be one of the countless videos shot on a shoestring budget. (Well, it probably was, but still works very well.)

Magic Mike doesn't stop with just these boys. He cranks up four more equally hot scenes as he patrols streets.

At least, no one trying these stunts at home will get hurt. Well, almost!