"All you have to do is pick up the phone, and you're on your way to your next anonymous encounter." So says cute Filipino Tony De la Cruz, our tour guide through L.A.'s infamous random sex experiences.

And what better place to have anonymous sex than a mysterious estate complete with glory hole-filled sex shack where men cum and go and then cum again?

What's more random than the sex is De la Cruz's observations, which tend to be obvious and annoying, but this doesn't necessarily detract from some interesting and vaguely fetishistic sex.