Despite the fact this parody is more than a decade late, the sight of Kevin Kramer doing his best Bette Midler impression, screaming "Call 911!" at the top of his lungs, is classic. And Logan Reed is the best looking bum ever seen (sorry, Mr. Nolte). The feature runs a little long for just four scenes, the first two of which should have been much stronger. But scene three has two particularly hot moments: Kramer getting double-fucked by Matt Sizemore and Jack Ryan, then giving some really wet and wild attention to Ryan's dick (watch for that glorious stream of spit) while Sizemore plows him from behind. And the finale seals the deal: a hot session between Reed and Pete Davos, who fuck and suck each other with plenty of passion.

Pre-nom Best Sex Comedy.