What are the boys of Sexplosion talking about? We'll never know. They move their mouths, but no words come out. The only sound in this video is a wildly eclectic soundtrack - one that includes everything from raucous rock music to arty classical to trashy Euro-disco. The box cover tells us that there is some sort of storyline here (unrequited lust?), but the onscreen action never conveys it. And it's doubtful that these youngsters have much of interest to share anyway, judging by their sexual technique. Most of the cast simply enter a room, start making out and proceed to hardcore from there. Let's not even mention some of the tacky rooms where they are forced to perform their sex acts.

Warning: If ugly curtains turn you off, then nothing these smooth cuties do will make up for the poor decorating choices. The four long scenes play out, and the attractive cast does its thing in a fashion oddly reminiscent of '70s porn, right down to the slow motion cumshots, bad bottle-blond hair dye and chain necklaces. No wonder the Justin Timberlake look-alike in the second scene seems so out of place.