He Shoots! He Scores! opens at a soccer stadium, and the shots of the field and crowd are intercut with close-ups of asses and fucking cocks. Overly zealous editing rears its ugly head and persists throughout the duration of the tape. Sex scenes are intercut with one another, and just when the viewer gets aroused by the pair in the deserted hallway, the action shifts to another couple connecting in a public bathroom. The bathroom scene involves close-ups of pissing before the fucking and sucking begin. It seems whenever a couple is seen together, the same low angle close-up shots of fucking are inserted. Often it's difficult to tell which uncut cock belongs to which young European. On the positive side, the cast is young, very cute, well-hung and enthusiastic. The bottoms always keep their erections and the cumshots are well documented. The final scene is a hot four-man orgy. Too much moaning also seems to be a poor post-production dubbing decision.