Incredibly confusing and complicated tale involving secret plans that are transferred via rectal cavity from writer/director Jerry Douglas. Some great dialogue but the inexperienced actors aren't up to the task of carrying it off believably.

Corey Summers plays a young straight sailor who is blackmailed by a secret agency to impersonate a gay spy (also played by Summers with a goofy southern accent) and retrieve the secret information from his double. Jack Ryan plays the undercover agent in charge of the case who ultimately (and predictably) falls in love with sailor Summers, and they consummate their newfound love atop a moving train at the end of the video.

The best performance given here is from veteran Steve O'Donnell, who teaches the sailor Summers how to pleasure a man. Unfortunately, his scenes are done far too early in the video. Gregg Vaughan, however, does give a pre-nom worthy Non-Sex Performance as the agency's top guy.

Also of note is the art direction, which definitely deserves a pre-nom. Sadly, while Summers is adorable (and in every sex scene), he's not very believable, either as the sailor or the spy - unfortunately, the whole video revolves around him.