The box cover for this video doesn't even hint at how good it really is, although its bold simplicity is eye-catching. Using the premise that gay men are obsessed with finding ways to determine how big a potential lover's penis is (without pantsing the guy first), these handsome fellows share their pet theories and then whip out the money maker to see if they measure up.

This leads, quite naturally, to a good deal of spicy sucking and fucking - and the question, "Why don't men remove their socks before sex?" The Super Mario Brothers music is not an aphrodisiac, however.