Something keeps this feature from being great. Yes, the production value is fine, as are the young chicken-pup actors. So what's the trouble? Energy - or rather, the complete lack of. This cast looks like a fleet of robots, routinely repeating an uninteresting task. The actors are hot, but the action is not.

The subtitled French storyline serves its purpose adequately, but like the sexual pairings it does little to generate any real interest.

Fans of duNord and Wells may find their respective scenes to be reason enough to see this video.