Hmm, here's how not to make a compelling porn flick: Go with an odd, decidedly non-sexy painting motif and package your box with a paint palette. Then, open with one of the worst, most un-sexy solo sequences ever. It gets better, but that's not saying much. These guys don't look like they're having any fun, and the sex is hard to enjoy. The few close-ups that are here betray those stationary penetration shots where the bodies move but the dick doesn't. Color us bored.