How is it possible that hot Italian men can fail to pull off hot sex? All of the ingredients are here, but something ain't right in Milan. After sitting through nine minutes of Italian dialogue (sans subtitles), the feature gets into what appears to be a steamy threeway, but nothing really happens. Wood is apparently hard to come by in Italy, and some of these men jack off so fast in an attempt to get hard, viewers will get dizzy. Each scene feels incomplete (one cumshot in a threesome?!), and the finale - a super-fast suck off at a bar table - leaves an unsatisfying taste in the mouth, in more ways than one.