Interviews are more fun than the solos in one long scene and three very short ones. Brunet Drew did an audition and then brought in redheaded friend Aidan who is “close to being as crazy as I am." Drew grew up among people from “the industry." The names of porn celebrities he knows are bleeped out. He chose to enter the industry in front of the camera. His favorite sexual position with a girl is on his back, because then he can last longer. Proud of his own sexual restraint, he calls his male roommate a “nympho." Aidan by contrast calls himself a “horndog," but also is desperate for money. (The movie’s case says “Straight men paid bonuses to do what straight guys don’t.") He has never fooled with a man, but would love a threesome. His favorite position is doggie. He’s worried about Drew looking at him if they masturbate on the same bed. The best part of the movie is a spirited negotiation which ensues as to what Aidan will and will not allow, and for how much. Drew is pragmatic and undisturbed. They shower raucously, then lie as far apart as possible on a bed. Drew can’t erect, so there’s a small surprise. Later they try side-by-side solos again, less amusingly but more successfully. Three home-movies by big-eyed, mustached Siege of himself masturbating are, well, home movies. The Certificate of Compliance follows each scene. There is no “Play All" feature.

RETAILING: Negotiations more entertaining than the solos.