A number of eye-opening details from AVN Hall of Famer Stormy Daniels’ upcoming tell-all memoir Full Disclosure have leaked to Britain’s Guardian newspaper, and they contain such attention grabbers as the bizarre appearance of Donald Trump’s penis, his scheme to get Daniels on his TV reality competition show The Apprentice and cheat for her, and a mysterious phone call to Trump from Hillary Clinton that came during an airing of Shark Week.
AVN.com reported last week that Daniels had penned a book about her life and career, and that she would discuss her affair with Trump in detail.
While Daniels’ description of Trump’s penis as having “a huge mushroom head, like a toadstool,” and resembling “the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” has captured the attention of the internet on Tuesday after details from the book, Full Disclousure, were made public, New York Times columnist Charles Blow saw a more subtle—and pointed—message sent by Daniels with the salacious passage, not just to Trump, but to his wife.
“This is savage move by #StormyDaniels,” Blow wrote on his Twitter account. “Yes, she clearly wants to embarrass Trump, but if true, it’s a strike at Melania, one of the only people who would know for sure if the description is correct, and that would verify the affair.”
Daniels’ description of sex with Trump in the upcoming book is also brutally frank.
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” Daniels writes, as quoted by The Huffington Post. “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Daniels also writes in the book that not only did Trump offer to arrange a place for her as a contestant on his then-popular show The Apprentice, he came up with an idea to rig the competetition in her favor.
"We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand, and we can devise your technique," Daniels says that Trump told her, according to the Los Angeles Times. "He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”
But for political junkies, perhaps the most intriguing incident detailed in the advance leaks from Daniels’ books was not her colorful description of Trump’s genitalia nor his eagerness to fix the results of The Apprentice—which would be a federal crime—but Daniels’ account of a mysterious phone call from Hillary Clinton, a call that Trump answered as he and Daniels watched Shark Week on a hotel room television.
During the call which would have taken place in 2007, Daniels says that she repeatedly heard Trump mention “our plan” to Clinton, as The Independent reported.
But while the idea of Clinton and Trump discussing a “plan” may seem strange and even weirdly suspicious today, in 2007 Clinton was a New York senator and Trump was one of her most prominent constituents. Clinton was already running for the Democratic presidential nomination against Barack Obama and other candidates at the time—and difficult as it may be to believe in 2018, Trump supported her candidacy.
Of course, in typical Trump fashion, Trump also supported his close friend—and now attorney—former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, who was running for the Republican nomination at the time as well.
"They’re both terrific people, and I hope they both get the nomination,” he told CNN at the time, adding that Clinton in his view was “very talented.”
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