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Dicky Envelope Opener
Dicky Envelope Opener

Next time you get a letter from some dick, reach for the only appropriate opener: the Pecker Envelope Opener. The plastic purple handle is in the s...

Sheets Gone Wild
Sheets Gone Wild

Playing between the sheets is about to take on a whole new meaning. With this 300-thread count sateen sheet set an adventurous person will be able ...

Bachelorette Party Flashing Pecker Wedding Veil
Bachelorette Party Flashing Pecker Wedding Veil

Any blushing bride-to-be would be thrilled to receive such a thoughtfully decorated veil. With its medium-length mesh and satin ribbon edging, thi...

[2]/Freshmen/Men Playing Cards
[2]/Freshmen/Men Playing Cards

This latest entry in the field makes use of Specialty Publications' archive of models from its magazines [2], Freshmen and Men. The [2] deck i...

Accessory Adapter
Accessory Adapter

When it comes to sex play, sometimes - and it happens - one device isn't enough. The Accessory Adapter, with its seven-inch cord, allows one t...

Bachelorette Toilet Paper
Bachelorette Toilet Paper

Few things are more fun than shopping for bachelorette gifts, and Bachelorette Toilet Paper may be just the thing. The paper itself has sketches o...

Boobie/Pecker Party Poppers
Boobie/Pecker Party Poppers

This delightful novelty will liven up any party. Two cylinders are filled with confetti in the shape of private parts: boobs and peckers, in diffe...

Dirty Dice
Dirty Dice

Perfect for lovers looking to add a bit of spontaneity to their relationship, these provocative dice, featuring commands like "Squeeze,"...

Ex-Husband/Ex-Wife Toilet Paper
Ex-Husband/Ex-Wife Toilet Paper

Ever since my wife disappeared two years ago I've been looking for salvation in all the wrong places. Well I can finally start to get my life ...

Full Body Condom Costume
Full Body Condom Costume

Now you can be a dick in public and not worry about it! The Condom Costume is a full-body replica of the thing you put on your penis before sex. J...

Glow in the Dark Door Hanger
Glow in the Dark Door Hanger

Got Roommates? What better to say stay away than a hanging Do not disturb sign? Pipedream put serious thought into this corny hotel spoof. The doo...

Glow in the Dark Pecker Exerciser
Glow in the Dark Pecker Exerciser

The ultimate in gag gifts: a glow in the dark miniature dumbbell set specifically designed to work out the Willy and perfectly suited to bachelor ...

Legend Girlz Keychains
Legend Girlz Keychains

A sexy Legend Contract Girl encased in a sweet, die-cut and polished, glass key-fob hanging from a metal ring attached to a set of keys; talk abou...

Lover's Light Bulb
Lover's Light Bulb

Ever pick up a dame at a bar only to bring her home and flick on your fluorescent? The only thing uglier than her well-lit mug is your own pasty f...

Musical Dicky Birthday Candles
Musical Dicky Birthday Candles

What could be better than a singing penis? Well, since Randy Spears was unavailable for questioning, we consulted the next best source, AVN's ...

On-The-Go Gift Set
On-The-Go Gift Set

Not only is this vibe perfectly portable, it's also easy to maneuver one-handed. It may just be me, but if the toy is going to be hanging from...

Size Matters Undies
Size Matters Undies

What do you get the man who's got it all - in all the wrong places? Why, a pair of ridiculously overstuffed tighty whities, that's what. G...

Sports Ball Gag
Sports Ball Gag

This Sports Ball Gag looks like a baseball, though it's significantly smaller and softer, and comes with an adjustable strap to make sure it s...

The X-Rated Ring Toss
The X-Rated Ring Toss

The classic carnival ring toss game just got a lot sexier. First, we have the scoring pole, a soft, beginner-size black butt plug with a tall blac...

Little Prick Award
Little Prick Award

No gag gift section could ever be complete without a tribute to the oft? overlooked, generally underappreciated man of miniscule assets. Take this...