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Chocolate Walrus
Chocolate Walrus

Sculpted from lovely white and milk chocolate, these excellent gifts come in a variety of erotic shapes: a swelling breast with pink areola and n...

P-Mate
P-Mate

While this female reviewer disputes Freud's claim that every woman has penis envy, she does admit that woman envy a man's ability to pee w...

Colt Naked Muscles/Leather Men Cards
Colt Naked Muscles/Leather Men Cards

Colt Studio's photographic archive yields two more sets of arousing playing cards. "Naked Muscles" is a full-color deck of gorgeousl...

Fuck You Boppers
Fuck You Boppers

Well, four hands are better than two. Cousin Stevie is never at a loss for words, and now he can express himself in true, adulterated Stevie-style...

Light Up Pecker Earrings
Light Up Pecker Earrings

Three heads are better than one. Perfect for pierced or non-pierced ears, these perverted adornments are all powered up and ready to blink themsel...

Pecker Tape Dispenser
Pecker Tape Dispenser

It's pecker-iffic! Some people would say this is the most ridiculous item they've ever seen. We say that's why we love it. This adorab...

Putz Candy Dispenser
Putz Candy Dispenser

Who could resist a tasty treat from this phallus candy dispenser? The penis-inspired, adult candy contraption is made of strong plastic and has a ...

101 Romantic Nights Dice
101 Romantic Nights Dice

This set of dice is perfect for adding a little spice to a relationship. The package comes with two dice with phrases on each side like, Go for a D...

A Lick & A Promise
A Lick & A Promise

Erotic literature isn?t new, but erotic stories on CD, read by sultry female voices describing each explicit detail, from seduction to climax, are ...

Bling Bling Ding-a-Ling
Bling Bling Ding-a-Ling

Be the envy of all your pimpin? homeys with this hanging around your neck. Straight from the ?hood of porn capital Chatsworth, Calif., this silver ...

Broad Daylight
Broad Daylight

Strippers shake their booties to rock & roll songs. Two-hour long DVDs, one color, one black & white. Lighthearted, campy fun, shot on Supe...

Bumps and Grinds
Bumps and Grinds

Attention, thrill seekers! This game is perfect for building close, wild relationships but beware: Friends will be kissing, stripping and drinking,...

Chocolate Clone-A-Willy Kit
Chocolate Clone-A-Willy Kit

Some willys look so good, you just have to eat them. Which makes this chocolate penis-molding kit a treat for those with a healthy taste for, um, s...

Clone-A-Pussy
Clone-A-Pussy

This is what your customers have been waiting for! Create a detailed, life-size, rubber replica vagina with Clone-A-Pussy, the new female counterpa...

Dancing Dicky
Dancing Dicky

Dancing Dicky had me bopping along with his catchy ?I?m a happy cock,? set to a rump-shakin? beat. In top hat and vest, he?s ready for any occasion...

Dicky Bath Salts
Dicky Bath Salts

Rub-a-dub-dub, put some dicky in the tub. Taking a long hot bath is very rewarding, so drop in one Dicky Bath Salt and turn that tub into a high-cl...

Dicky Confetti Soap
Dicky Confetti Soap

If you really want to surprise someone, throw them a parade in the bathtub. Each of these boner-shaped packages contains hundreds of penis-shaped s...

Joypop His/Hers
Joypop His/Hers

Great as a fun gift for women or men, these lollipops are shaped and colored like real penises and vaginas. You?ll get lots of attention sucking ...

Pyrex Gear Shift
Pyrex Gear Shift

Vroom! Made of virtually indestructible Pyrex, this manual glass gearshift is an endearing yet fully functional instrument for any car; its texture...

Sexy Air Freshener
Sexy Air Freshener

This is what everyone needs hanging in their car, a sexy air freshener. They have scented wooden breasts surrounded by images of porn stars and c...