Unlike, say, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, you don't need to see the previous two videos in the series to understand the third installment of Butt Nurse. The words these Nightingales chirp are threatening, but their delivery is far less effective than the spanking, rectal exam, enema and strap-on received by an anonymous Sub we'll call Mr. HMO.

Forewarning: close-ups of specialty action are few and far between.

Retailing: Can you afford not to be covered?