SwirlieGirls.com may be a name that faintly suggests pretty girls licking blended vanilla/chocolate soft-serve ice cream treats, but it’s really much more … flavorful than that. Imagine instead, pretty girls licking the inside of a toilet when their mouth isn’t otherwise engaged in more fellatic pursuits.

Yes, it’s all the romance one might expect from girls sucking cock and having their faces shoved into thankfully clean toilet bowls. As the header explains, this site is all about “getting dirty girls clean one flush at a time.”

There’s plenty of laughter and pre-swirlie conversations to assure nervous viewers that everything is consensual. Given that some girls are repeat swirlers, they’re either desperate for cash or there may be something to this novel approach to oral sex.

All videos (fewer than 50) and 5,000-plus photo sets are shot in hi-def, so not a drop of moisture is lost to viewers, who receive 20 full updates per week within the greater Hardcore Network, thanks to joining any of its member sites.