Whoa! This French-Canadian chick Shelby is smokin’! Seriously. She’s an all-natural blonde with a fantastically curvy — far from fleshy, far from sinewy — body, glowing with a sartorial tan, and complete with not only a great attitude but one helluva carnal appetite. That is, unlike a lot of sites like this one which showcase one model, Shelby doesn’t just do masturbation and girl-girl videos. Nay and nay again. Rather, she likes getting poked not just by her boyfriend (whoever the hell that might be) but by a plethora of penises. Not at the same time, that is. But ... well ... let’s just say ... she likes cock! Fair enough? I most definitely think so!

I DON’T, however, think it’s fair that this site hasn’t been updated in more than (get this) a year. Yikes! Not too many features on the site, either. Still, your membership with ShelbyBell.com gives you free access to 50 more sites including MelissaDoll.com, CherryPotter.com, SweetAmyLee.com, CuteAngie.com, SwallowSquirt.com, BigWetAsses.com, PornStarSquirt.com, PornStarsAnalyzed.com and more. And on the highly navigable ShelbyBell.com there are 29 very hot videos, approximately 22 minutes apiece, all featuring sexy-as-hell Shell, and all for your streaming and/or downloading pleasure. The videos (in high and/or low speed) are accompanied by sets of screen grabs, which are downloadable as zip files; ditto goes for the photosets of our belle Bell. I especially loved the photo set of Shelly wearing leather chaps and posing beside a rad-looking hog (a motorcycle, not Ron Jeremy), before she eventually reveals it all, including that amazing bumper of hers just itching to be rear-ended. I also totally loved the videos of her servicing (i.e., getting slam-dunked by) Bruno B., Simon, Eryc, Tommy, Simon... Wow! Whadda ravenous harlot! And such a deceptively sweet-looking one, too. Umphh!

Still, I wonder why the site hasn’t been updated in so long. Hmmm... Maybe she’s married now ... hung up her ballin’-ballerina shoes... Not only hitched, but settled down with the kid, house, dog, inflatable swimming pool... Pardon me, but I-I think I’m going to cry... Where my hanky? ... “Honk! Honk!”