PinkKittyGirls.com isn’t as much a porn site as it is a kind of puzzle. Most adult pages bust you right upside the noggin, as soon as you punch in the URL, with their themes. PKG is murkier. Something about hot girls in silk pantyhose. PKG, at log-in, comes off as a run-of-the-mill (and rather sloppily executed) porn page.

Most of the pink kitties belong to well-known stars. PKG’s 70 scenes are dominated by just three actresses—Shy Love, Nautica Thorn and Renee Perez. There’s girl-on-girl play, group action and a nod to Asian fetishists.

And that’s the problem. A little of everything at PKG adds up to a whole lot of nothing. No user tools, no search options, and no reason for any browser to think it’s worth his while to sign up. Downloads and streams come in low and broadband capacities.

Membership gets you access to 21 sites. Sadly, they’re all designed as poorly as PKG, which is a “plain brown wrapper” site low on sexiness, functionality and content worth watching.