India boasts the world’s largest film industry. From Mumbai to Melrose, Bollywood is solely responsible for some of the hottest (and most hideous) trends we’ve seen lately in fashion, music, dance moves, and movie making. If the folks at White Ghetto Films were going to go sub-continent, you’d think they would go big, or at least go sexy. But Curry Cream Pies -- a fetish site featuring allegedly Indian and South Asian models -- goes limp on both counts.

CCP features barely more than 85 clips, pulled from the DVD series of the same name. Most of the disappointingly average models who aren’t dressed more like gypsies are decked out in kumkums, bangles and saris, and speak next to no English -- all part of White Ghetto’s “dude, we swear these are Indian girls” hard sell. Of course, they aren’t (Sheila Marie fans might recognize “Usha” in CCP 2, scene 4; and check out Riki White, er, “Ashari” in disc 3).

That’s fine, though, since this is about the fantasy, but weak and poorly lit filming, loads of gab throughout the scenes, and an uninspired site mix to make Curry Cream Pie the blandest batch of Americana this side of the Indus Valley. A full CCP membership does get you access to 16 other sites, including the personal pages of Silvia Saint, Tera Patrick, Peter North, and Rocco Sifredi. If you’re into those pros, then price of this pie could be sweet enough to sign up.