If you’re a sucker for young, beautiful, Eastern European women flaunting full, large, luscious, all-natural breasts and craving a savage pounding deep up their colon caves morning, noon 'n' night, then look no further, Dimitri. You’ve found your hooter heaven on earth. It’s here! — at ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com. The site takes its name from director extraordinaire Christoph Clark (a former, quite prolific, European performer himself), as well as his fantastic Evil Angel series, Big Natural Tits. No, ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com makes no reference whatsoever to Chrisoph having “moobs” (short for man-boobs). Au contraire. The guy’s in terrific shape, actually. But, c’mon, let’s forget about all this nonsense and focus on the important issue: his website. Which rocks, by the way. Totally!
There are 40 scenes on the site, including magnificently erotic episodes from (you got it!) Big Natural Tits; more specifically installments from (as of this writing) BNT 1/6/8/9/11/15/16/17/18/19 & 20, as well as additional material from Angel Perverse 5 (hey, the more the merrier!). The shows feature, both figuratively and literally, swingin’ scenes from such well-endowed honey cups as Jessica Moore (highly underrated!), Alexis May (amazing areolas), Virginee (wow!), Bellissima (remember her?), Sabrina Rose (fan-fucking-TAS-tic chest), Rachel (radical!), Tori (not Ms. Lane, but a charmingly chested Hungarian equal) and Rebecca Smith (w-w-Wow!). Unfortunately you also have to put up with sloppily balding mallet-heads like David Perry, who love nothing better than sticking their “business” into the mix. Nyahhh… Whatcha gonna do, eh? Oh, you can watch the sequences on Flash Player at high, medium or low speeds; or you can view and/or download the same treasure chests — at the same speeds — via either Windows Media Player or Quicktime Player. The scenes also have accompanying screen-grab galleries, from which you can download all the pics (of which there are plenty!) as zip files.
A personal favorite is Scene No. 1 from Big Natural Tits 15, showcasing the, once again, criminally underrated, thoroughly cute, deliriously delectable and intensely passionate Jessica Moore, as she’s vaginally ventilated, anally ass-ailed and decadently double penetrated by Greg Centauro and Jean-Yves LeCastel (the latter whom I consider the Euro version of Jamie Gillis ... yes, he’s that ridiculously perverted).
Other features on the site? Well, the Photo Archives has a total of 11 galleries containing approximately 20 to 50 hi-res pics a piece. Not bad. And they’re of excellent quality. But there should be more galleries, I’m thinking. I mean, I feel — and quite understandably so — that the amount of hi-res photo galleries (on any site!) should match the amount of scenes given. It’s only fair, right? The News section contains notices regarding updates to the site, so fans don’t miss a teat, er, beat. Unfortunately, the Blog feature contains nothing (it’s under construction), as does John’s Favorites (ditto); the latter section most definitely needing to be retitled “Christoph’s Favorites.”
Now, aside from my whining about the amount of hi-res photo galleries needing to be bumped up, I also think there should be more scenes, period. Forty is good. But why not aim for 80? A much healthier, respectable number. That said, I also think the site should be updated a bit more frequently than just weekly. How about aiming for at least three times a week? — if not daily?
Still, all considered, the videos here are so amazing, the models so gorgeous ‘n’ nasty, that it’s all WELL worth checking out. And remember, too, that when you and your member become members of ChristophsBigNaturalTits.com, you also get free access to 26 other out-of-this-world Evil Angel sites. Un-fucking-believable. But, hey ... believe it!