Multiple choice question: This site is about (a) bubble gum, (b) bubbles or (c) blowjobs.

Of course the answer is (c)—only it’s more than that! The storyline is that two average guys pretend to be cops so they can trick girls into giving them blowjobs—a scenario that lends itself to cheesy dialogue like, “If you’re cops, it’s OK,” “We have you on film” and my favorite, “It beats going to jail.”

With a similar premise to Bang Bus and other reality-based porn, this site does succeed. It’s fast, furious and hot. All of the girls have one-word names like Daisy Brianna, Jasmine, Mason and Nicole—you get a mix of porn chicks working under pseudonyms and fresh-faced amateurs mixed together, which makes it just a little more believable (once you get past the scripted dialogue).

The quality isn’t bad; although you get the feeling it was shot on a Flip Camera and is YouTube ready. The buffering is decent and the download capability isn’t unlimited, but not too shabby. You get extra bang for your buck with access to 100 other reality-based/amateur sites that offer more than BJs. It’s all part of the access package, along with thousands of DVDs. Blow Patrol is better than most reality-based sites that cost way more—definitely worth a look!