Am I hallucinating? Real queer-girl porn made by real queer girls? Rejoice! Not a long fingernail in sight! From first stroke all the way to sweat-soaked orgasm, this site, based on the feminist porn flick The Crash Pad (which not incidentally won the Feminist Porn Awards' Hottest Dyke Sex Scene 2006), does a bang-up job.

The premise is simple: a “Key Master” has cameras set up at the Crash Pad, essentially a place where people can go to have sex if they have the key. The Master, a soft butch, watches a live feed of the sex. And lucky subscribers get to watch it all—the queers fucking and the queer watching the queers fucking. This double-voyeur construct is a taste delight!

Though fixed labels need not apply, in terms of the (easy to beat-off to) talent, soft butches and genderqueers dominate the series, but a few femmes figure into the mix. Body types from every color of the rainbow are on display—shaved or with disco bush, pierced and tatted or relatively untouched, vanilla or multiethnic. Shawn and Jizz Lee (lovers on-screen and off) are stand-out boi studs, and occasional cast-member Madison Young is juicy-steak delicious.

All manner of toys and techniques are on tap here, really a veritable cornucopia of queer delights. Strap-ons feature prominently—and these girls know how to wield them—but there are enough potent hand-jobs, vaginal fisting and tribadism to go around. Whether it's femme on femme or strap-on cocksucking, there is a natural, even sweet quality to the sweat-soaked sex—hard-core action amalgamated with soft-core emotion. There’s an improvisatory nature to it as well, almost documentary style, and I’d say every orgasm has the look and sound of the real thing.

The videos are shot on handheld cams and have the style of analog film, which has a certain charm. But that lo-tech feel also has some lo-tech side effects, including the fact some of the performers do not appear to be appropriately miked, or miked at all. In addition, the camerawork is sometimes spotty, with focus going in and out at inopportune times.

As for the site itself, navigation can sometimes be frustrating, as videos do not have tags, which no doubt has to do with the producer’s distaste for labels in general. Videos are available for download in either QuickTime or Windows for Level 2 and 3 subscribers. Level 3 subscribers get behind-the-scenes downloads. Other features include high-quality photo sets from each shoot (available to Level 1s and up) and a members forum where subscribers and the stars can interface.

Despite a few stylistic kinks, CrashPadSeries is pretty much in a class by itself. Multiorgasmic, crush-worthy all-queer talent rapaciously going at each other is simply a pleasure to watch.