It looks like a flesh-colored unicorn's horn, and with its accompanying vibrator slipped up inside of it, it quivers and bounces like a Baptist on Sunday morning. A mega-effective vibe-sleeve one-two punch, The Swirl might easily become the unoccupied girl's best friend. I think it's the ridges atop each swirl that make this little hard case such a seductive piece of orgasmic consumer bait. That must be it, in fact, because the vibe is just your standard multi-speed jobby we all cut our teeth on back sometime in the early '80s. But the sensations thrown off by Mr. Swirl are anything but typical. Retailers: Stock up on this bad boy for your customers looking for something new in the way of battery-operated faux phalli. Ladies: Stock up on this bad boy for yourself.