Paco, the gardener, is a boob man and he's on his way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He has no problems meeting the girls, but it seems he never has a pen and paper for getting their numbers. This shirt and pen set is the perfect bon voyage present. The shirt is silk screened, front and back, with cartoon sketches of 55 different titty types, each with a line below. Now every time Paco meets a girl, she can use the indelible marking pen to write her name and phone number under the image that most closely approximates her natural, or unnatural, attributes.
Time for an extra juicy Bee J! Yep, when you wanna lube your mouth naturally, with extra saliva to make the ultimate slurpy sounds while you hea...
Become the superhero you really are when you spritz a couple of sprays of this prolonging additive onto the head of your penis. Allow it to work...
Squeeze in the last days of summer with this yummy, coconut flavored water based lube. It’s the right consistency: not too thick and not t...
Bathmate, the pioneer of penis suction devices, has created a custom-sized hydropump made for 5-7” erect penises. Using warm water in the ...
As one of the most cleverly designed ride-on pleasure products I’ve seen, this one from Playboy Pleasure gets you spinning in orgasmic hig...
When is a bullet vibe not a bullet vibe? When it’s the slide-between-your-fingers doozy like this one! At a mere 2” long, t...
When I go away to a buddy’s house for fun, I love to bring my Motorbunny with me. Its size has sometimes been a challenge to transport so ...
Stick your dick into something different with this easy to hold, sucking stroker, complete with soft, internal nibs for the ultimate grab and go...
Wait. Is that a new lamp on your nightstand? Nope, it’s the beautifully designed personal thruster that has so many bells and built-in whi...
Slather on this slick summer blend of slippery massage gel that’s delicately flavored with the sweetness of cotton candy and then slip you...
Instead of passing the pipe, pass the plug when you give your butt a new bud! Molded into the base of this little, 2 1/4” long, 1” w...
Give your hairy palm a break with this short and compact, stretchy TPR stroker from MSTRB8. With a ribbed texture inside the tight tunnel, the s...
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