Paco, the gardener, is a boob man and he's on his way to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. He has no problems meeting the girls, but it seems he never has a pen and paper for getting their numbers. This shirt and pen set is the perfect bon voyage present. The shirt is silk screened, front and back, with cartoon sketches of 55 different titty types, each with a line below. Now every time Paco meets a girl, she can use the indelible marking pen to write her name and phone number under the image that most closely approximates her natural, or unnatural, attributes.
Let the sexy Torpedo zero in on your love cave and fire! Orgasms will explode with this cleverly designed toy. Made of silky smooth silicone, it...
Time for some dick-grabbing cock play with this super stretchy, silicone blend cock ring that gently grips your junk without pulling the pubes. ...
Bathmate, the pioneer of penis suction devices, has created a custom-sized hydropump made for 5-7” erect penises. Using warm water in the ...
Fun and whimsical, let this cutie deep dive inside while its playful tongue teases your clit to create waves of pleasure. The gently flexible in...
Soft and squishy with just enough firmness to keep its shape, here’s the perfect basket bumper to push your junk front and center. With a ...
What’s better than whacking off with a wand? Whacking off underwater, that’s what! Have no fear of mixing pleasure with good ol&rsqu...
When you want the lines of lube and spooge to be blurred, squeeze a dollop of this water-based lube wherever you want it. It immediately gives t...
The most challenging part of this multi-use toy was what to do first! It’s a vibrating cock ring, it’s a delightfully curved, extern...
I hate it when I wanna plunge in a dual-ended, silicone vibe and can’t figure out which end I want to pounce on first. With a realistic pe...
Elegance meets kinkiness when you wear these gorgeous, rose gold nipple clamps from Nixie adorned with the finest, soft pink pearls. These adjus...
Arriving from another planet named Liquid Siliconious, this big and chunky, unicorn colored vibrator will launch you into experiencing mythical ...
For the ultimate in prostate pleasure, here’s the anatomically correct stimulator that also pays attention to the taint and all around tha...
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