These cute little stuffed beanbag animals are meant strictly for adults (unless your customers are looking to traumatize a child for life). They're approximately 9 1/2 inches tall and sport big, tumescent cocks -- surrounded by faux-pubic hair; always an important detail in toys.
The Weenies collection features Mick the Koala, Slowpoke the Turtle, Spanky the Monkey and Woody the Dog. Each comes with its own nametag and rhyming introduction; this reviewer's favorite is the Koala bear's "My name is Mick/I'm hung down under/So grab your ankles/And feel the thunder!"
Somewhere, Rimbaud is shedding a tear.