Ok, let's face it, girls. We do have penis envy. Plain and simple, we are intrigued with that thing that sways in the breeze, pitches a tent, parks in garages... hee hee hee. But, we need not feel left out by our testosterone-driven brethren, because the nice folks at Superhawk have manufactured a wonderful dong and fully-adjustable, velcro closure, black vinyl harness kit, with a dong that looks and feels so real, it's pretty much guaranteed that there'll be hours of fun just playing with it and hiding it within the warm, moist confines of our companions. You can choose your size of either 5, 6, 7, or 8 inches, in 21 colors. A plus: you can choose a dong that even vibrates, thanks to the technical wizardry of two AA batteries. Or, for dong purists, there's a non-vibrating model too.