Looking for a gift for that cut up in your life who just happens to be a pussy eater extraordinaire and who needs a desktop toy to commemorate it? Well, look no further, dear reader. The good folks at California Exotic Novelties have come out with the Pussy Surfer, a plastic representation of a naked man eating a giant pussy while being propelled across a flat surface. What a hoot. A real gasser. A fine how-do-you-do. It's like a set of chattering teeth, except it's a giant pussy. Get it?
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At last, here’s one of the most amazing, hands-free, pleasure strokers ever invented. The robotic arm of this wonder effortlessly strokes ...
Keep it simple when you want to flush the anal tube before plunging pleasure thanks to Selopa. Fill it up with warm water and this basic douche ...
Everyone thinks a big dick is fantastic but the challenge of having one is finding a razor-thin condom that’s comfortable, too. Good news!...
When you’ve wanted a sassy little schoolgirl slut in your hands, here’s your chance. With a built-in, frilly skirt that’s lift...
Crystal clear in an equally clear, penis-shaped bottle, pop open this thick, silky, water-based lube and spread it far and wide. Slide anywhere ...
I’m singing the song of the Siren when I relax and enjoy the depths of my pleasure cave with this smartly designed toy. The flexible shaft...
Moaning and groaning in pleasure is what you’re going to do when you land this beauty in your palm. Ergonomically designed for ease of use...
Perhaps the most elegant pleasure piece I have ever seen, this unique sculpture from Colin Burn is made for lust at every level. The lightweight...
When a good clit sucking session is what you’re looking for, here’s a nifty, easily portable pleasure toy from Selopa to get you whe...
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