All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
Nudie Doodle Pads are sketch pads with a guy, a girl or a guy and a girl basically drawn in, but with what Monty Python troupe members refer to as "the naughty bits" left out. It is up to the artist to render said bits, however they see fit.
Thee are, as one might well imagine, 1,001 uses for such an item, but the best this reviewer could come up with was a sort of composite drawing template with which to describe for others the odd or unusual body parts of former significant others. Visual depictions are always so much more exact than mere narrative, and with these little wonders to work with, conjuring up, say, that old girlfriend with the lopsided titties or the former beau with the dick that took an abrupt right turn becomes a snap.
Think of this gun metal trompe l’oeil vibe—a “fool the eye” vibrator that’s actually made of sturdy, hard ABS plas...
Why use any wand when you can use one that actually tracks your orgasms with the built in timer? The digital display shows you what speed you&rs...
When you want to get licked by a rose without having to deal with those pesky thorns, slide this cute, palm-sized rose in your hand and let the ...
In the “most clever name for a sex toy” category, the clear winner is the jet black, PVC, colossal 15” dildo named DARTH INVAD...
It might be called This Product Sucks and it sure does in the best way! Cleverly disguised in a case that can easily pass as an office accessory...
Say “I love you” or at least, “I love this small, 28 function, vibrating red heart butt plug up my ass” without having t...
Soft and comfy, tempting and tantalizing, this two-piece ensemble is perfect to wear under your clothes during the day, then strip down to for a...
Time to pump up the volume of your dick with this easy-to-use, battery-operated suction pump system. The gentle suction enlarges your manhood wi...
Time for a slender glass dildo to enjoy! This slender, deep blue cutie is adorned with a playful beagle on the top to give it just a hint of whi...
If I could design a really cute, versatile toy that would appeal to first-time toy buyers, bullet-vibe lovers, remote-control fans, all with dis...
Wanna dive into the world of thrusting toys but don’t want your tonsils to be hit? This compact cutie is perfect for muff diving without p...
We knew it was just a matter of time before a company incorporated AI sensors into a stroker and now you have it. Built in sensors in the flexib...
