It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out. I was getting tired of watching the melodrama on the late show, so I pulled out the Midnight Intruder. The intruder is six nubby ribbed black inches of dildo atop a black push-button motor. The motor has variable speeds and runs on three AA batteries. Few people are lucky enough to have Mr. Marcus sneak through the window and slip between the sheets in the wee hours, so you might as well have the Midnight Intruder around for those lonely nights when the television programming could use some help.
Cuteness overload abounds with this pleasantly pink cutie sporting the ubiquitous Playboy bunny logo throughout the flexible shaft. Compact and ...
When you want the lines of lube and spooge to be blurred, squeeze a dollop of this water-based lube wherever you want it. It immediately gives t...
When you’ve wanted a sassy little schoolgirl slut in your hands, here’s your chance. With a built-in, frilly skirt that’s lift...
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Slide into adulthood by coloring all your desires using these utterly offensive-named crayons! We all know the crayon world has always been exce...
Sitting nonchalantly on your nightstand like a reliable alarm clock, is the hidden thriller to wake you up like no other clock you’ve ever...
Oh Skylar, you hot little vixen. You’re in my hands and am ready to poke my pole into your lovely, dark hole. I can tell you’re a vi...
Time to get your 10” of pure, powerful pleasure with any of the four different color combos that Rori can provide. With a super strong mot...
Get ready to rumble and tumble with this fun, versatile sex accessory. At almost 16” long, this bouncy, inflatable, football-shaped ball, ...
Satisfy three different hot spots when you slide the ring around your cock or balls and then slip this sturdy prostate massager from Gender Flui...
If you’re a G-spot gal like me, you know all the action is in the inside and this Busy Bunny from Playboy Pleasure delivers exactly what I...
Here’s a doozy of a cock coozy that envelops your manhood while it effortlessly strokes you into jizz land. Slap some lube on your cock, h...
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