What kind of night's it gonna be? Brisk and bracing? Then break out the mint scented IT Personal Lubricant and lather up. Or will it be kinky and dangerous? Crack open the bottle of leather scent and take your lube like a man, you fuckin' limpdick shithead. Or blend them together for a minty-fresh S&M experience.
The two he-man sized, phallic-shaped containers (8 ounces and counting) contain enough lube to keep the Pacific Fleet swabbing their masts for a month. It's water soluble, condom-safe, won't stain fabric, is "designed for all aspects of sexual pleasure," and can be used as a massage lotion. It's not a contraceptive and contans no spermicides. And they really do smell like mint and leather.