Ya know, sometimes working in the porno industry can get a girl a little ramped up. But that's OK, there's always that long commute home, which is where the Cal Exotic's awesome keychain comes in. It hangs on my keychain, innocent looking, but man, this little baby packs a lot of punch, especially for it's small, discreet size. And it's got seven different vibration and pulsation patterns! That means more options! And I love options. My favorite is definitely the intermittent pulse vibration pattern, on low, for those drawn out rides home.