All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
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Talk about a super handy vibe! Easily fitting in your palm, the two buttons control the nine speeds of vibrating and the tantalizing “come...
Here’s one of the most cleverly designed pleasure products that I’ve seen in a long time. Designed to look like a compact camera (ye...
Time to ignite your junk—every single cell from the base of your cock, through your taint, and deep inside your butt, resulting in the ult...
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As the saying goes, “taint the asshole and taint the balls” and when you want to tickle the taint, here’s the perfect gizmo to...
When you want the lines of lube and spooge to be blurred, squeeze a dollop of this water-based lube wherever you want it. It immediately gives t...
Soft and silky, this multi-use silicone cutie is perfect for direct G-spot thrills and flexible enough easily to slide into anal land. With two ...
When you’re craving that tap-tap-tap sensation on both your internal G-spot and your yummy external clitoris, and throwing in vibrations f...
When you’re looking to spend your hard earned cash on one of the most amazing sex dolls ever made, sink your dick into a gorgeous babe mad...
Thrusting, heating, and licking—I mean, what more do you want for pure satisfaction? The beauty of this silky smooth vibe is the not too d...
You know a masturbator is incredible when this reviewer gets a ridiculous case of penis envy. Slip your boner into the snow white, silicone mast...
Despite the name of this new, amazing lube, there is no oil in it but damn! Given the slickness and smoothness, I swear it’s in t...
