In the “most clever name for a sex toy” category, the clear winner is the jet black, PVC, colossal 15” dildo named DARTH INVADER. Yes, you guessed what shape it’s in—complete with a helmet that looks like your pocket helmet, with a detailed body boasting every element of the heavy breather himself. Thick and hefty with a suction cup at the base, as it says on the package, “MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU!” IconBrands.com