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Itty bitty chocolate penises.
Yep. This is what you get here. They are menstrual relief when ya gotta have cock and your guy isn't cool with the blood thing or you know, if you just want chocolate. Or they make great bits of sugar to get your aggression out on when you start thinking how much you hate yourself for missing that piece of shit ex.
Of course, they would also make great counter items if you have a store that sells a ton of bachelorette items.
Any of these uses are cool with me. I won't judge you.
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