You see them just about everywhere. Small, bean-filled, disgustingly adorable animals with cute names like Baldy the Eagle or Chilly the Polar Bear. They are the "Beanie Babies," and they seem to be taking over the world. Giving them a run for their money is the Beeny Weeny. It, too, is bean-filled (the balls and part of the shaft, at least) and it, too, has a cute name. It's available in a variety of colors, from purple to teal, so there's definitely more then one to collect. Just about everyone who saw it in our office wanted one, but with not enough to go around, we let the bidding wars begin. Does the Beeny Weeny do anything? No, but then neither do the Beanie Babies, and look how well they're selling. The Beeny Weeny is just as darling and useless, and it deserves just as much love and demand as those insufferable stuffed animals people just can't seem to get enough of.