Remember the urban myth popular in the early '80s that had to do with cooking oil? People swore that if you turned off the lights and smeared a bottle of Wesson on your naked body, not only would you glow in the dark, you'd also transform into a major stain princess as a bonus.
Of course, no such magical events transpired whenever I tested this theory, but life without hope is death, baby. Pipedream's contribution to The Dream are the Body Finger Paints. They come in Edible and Glow in the Dark (which isn't edible) versions: four little jars of heaven in pink, yellow, blue and green (Glow); and Cherry, Strawberry, Blueberry and Apple (Edible).