Looking to combine the joy of Ben-wa balls with the efficiency of a dildo and the killing power of a steel billy club? Well, look no further 'cause Stormy Leather/Erotique has the instrument for you. Xmas is a steel dildo with ball shaped bumps on the shaft and an action-grip handle. It basically looks like a corkscrew of death - er, sex. This is for serious fetishists only as most folks will shit their pants if you whip this out in bed and say, "Here honey, lemme stick this in ya." Slightly more intimidating would be to whip out, say, a chainsaw.