The real Stephanie Swift was always mouthing off to me like, "It's time to take out the garbage," and "When are you going to get off methadone?" So I had to kick her to the curb. I missed her feminine mystique after awhile though, so I sure was happy when Plastic Fantasy sent me this 12-inch version of the porn star. They used lasers and computers to make an exact replica of Swift. It's 100% accurate right down to her naughty bits, and your new action figure comes complete with an attractive display stand and removable stripper outfit. Cool as fuck.