Line your entire living room with plastic. Block out the shades. Turn off your phone. Lock your pets in another room. Put on some appropriate mood music. Now take your person(s) of choice, pour a generous amount of WET Fun Flavors Moisturizing Lotion all over them, rub it on (to make it hot), blow on it (to make it hotter), then lick it up, feeling the heat you've generated.
After you've had an orgasm of the taste buds, rejoice in the absence of a bitter aftertaste, and for the eight delicious flavors that are yours from which to choose: Cherry, Cinnamon, Kiwi Strawberry, Tropical Fruit, Passion Fruit, Piña Colada, Mango Orange and Guava Pineapple.