The Venus' sensual curves are perfect for both vaginal and anal stimulation; the surface is literally as smooth as glass, meaning it goes in like greased lightning with a minimum of lube, and cleanup is a snap. Guys, girls, whomever and however you're trying to satisfy, this is the one and only instrument of pleasure you'll ever need. That you can display it as a beautiful coffee table conversation piece is simply the icing on the very remarkable cake.
Texas retailers especially should note that you can market the Venus as a "crystal statuette," thereby sidestepping those pesky legal restrictions on "therapy aids"/dildos.
Stock this beauty in droves.