What light through yonder asshole breaks?
'Tis the Uranus, and Juliet's colon never shone so bright.
Erotic sculptor Ray Cirino has done it again, creating the buttplug to end all buttplugs. Prithee, which other ass stuffer could compare to yon clear, flawless, Lucite Uranus? Which could be more beautiful? More smooth and graceful in its curves? Easier to slip up your keister with but a dab of lube?
When you're done with this buttplug d'art, leave it out on your desk at work as a paperweight. It makes a great conversation piece. When's the last time a coworker told you: "I love Uranus?"
Arriving from another planet named Liquid Siliconious, this big and chunky, unicorn colored vibrator will launch you into experiencing mythical ...
Celebrate Pride all year round when you slip on this jaunty jock from Envy. The ample front pouch sports the colors of the rainbow, topped off w...
Here’s one of the most cleverly designed pleasure products that I’ve seen in a long time. Designed to look like a compact camera (ye...
From the creative minds of the Japanese Master Masturbator company, Tenga, comes one of the many variations of strokers to blow your mind when y...
Rumbler Rumble Wand. I can’t say that fast enough because I’m rumbling myself when I have this in my horny paws. With a flexible hea...
When you’re looking to spend your hard earned cash on one of the most amazing sex dolls ever made, sink your dick into a gorgeous babe mad...
'Tis the season to have creepy, skeleton hands cover your nips in the best way possible! No worries about being able to peak between bony finger...
As one of the most complete sets of kegel exercisers on the market, this is the go-to combo for the utmost in PC muscle toning. With a combinati...
Keep it clean with this handy to use, cleansing foam dispensed in a pump bottle. A few fluffy squirts and a rinse with water will keep your toys...
Smooth and stretchy with a sprinkle of bling throughout, this one-piece beauty from Baci has peek-a-boo center inset below the cleavage exposing...
For the ultimate in prostate pleasure, here’s the anatomically correct stimulator that also pays attention to the taint and all around tha...
Ignite the night or anytime during the day when you splash a dash of this sensual, pheromone-based scent anywhere on your body. Use it by itself...
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