Wow! A penis pump that comes in four different colors. Don't you with you could? Clear, light blue, lime green, and deep purple cylinders will show off a customer's individuality a lot more than those new iMac computers ever could. This system also contains a rubbery inner penis-sleeve that doesn't smell like toxic waste for a change. And if that's not enough, guys can even pump themselves into oblivion while a handy vibrating egg does a tap-dance on their nut sacks! Two small "pillows" of lube are also included for the journey to Paradise. And last - but certainly not least - the huge box cover picture of European hottie Rolf Kristen will give them something to look at while they, er, "expand."