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The Perfect Date
Manufacturer: Pipedream Products

The Perfect Date

Review

Tired of wasting all your time and money on expensive dates? Dates where women bore you with mindless chatter, and don't even put out after you've blown half a week's pay on them? thanks to Pipedream Products, your suffering is over. The Perfect Date is 3 feet tall, with an ever ready, gaping mouth, and a hole on the top of her head that's made to hold your beer. Best of all, she has no genitalia, so she doesn't require any annoying foreplay. Instead of wasting your hard earned money wining and dining some prudent bimbo, why nos save for that big screen television you've always wanted? The Perfect Date will stay quiet while you watch all the games, and satisfy you during commercial breaks.