With the Monkey Rocker firmly entrenched as the go-to apparatus for the wifey's solo play, I wasn't quite prepared for the arrival of the latest design, the Tango. Having me as a resistant anal-play partner, Alicia looked bemused as Dan (creator of the Tango and Monkey Rocker) assembled the unit in our shop. She knew it would take some coaxing to get me on that thing, since the closest I've come to such an adventure is the Aneros Helix, and that happened only after negotiating several twisted sexual concessions on her part.

The Tango, however, is an ingenious machine that allows two partners to experience penetration with barely a hint of effort. Simply install the preferred dildo or vibrator-any flanged one will do-and rock back and forth to gently insert the play device. As a bonus, the machine comes with a Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock accessory to allow any product to be easily installed. The Tango comes with handles to provide more stability, though we didn't need them to experience a comfortable ride, and the users can face either direction, depending on their mood or preference. In my case, the Tantus Small Ripple accented my wife's well-placed hands to catapult me into a mind-blowing orgasm, while she managed to rock her way into her own personal bliss.

This is yet another great example of sexual ingenuity, and we give the Tango our highest recommendation. $$$$$